Gavin Drake

Journalist

Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 21 Jan 2018

We had a congregational lunch at church last week. Rather than the usual sandwiches and sausage rolls, the vicar had cooked up a huge batch of spaghetti carbonara. Which was great, because I was hungry.

But he insisted on chatting with everybody as he dished it up; and after 20 minutes I was still queuing waiting to be served; so I shouted: “Pass the pasta faster, pastor!”

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