Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 29 Jan 2018

A detailed summary of last night’s Piers Morgan (PM) interview with President Donald Trump (DT) (stripping out all the re-plays and explanatory VTs):

PM: Good Evening Mr President.

DT: Thank you.

PM: Yes, Mr President.

DT: Thank you.

PM: No, Mr President.

DT: Thank you.

PM: I love you Mr President.

DT: Thank you.

PM: Do you love me Mr President?

DT: Er…

PM: Here’s a present Mr President.

DT: Thank you.

PM: Good night Mr President.

DT: Thank you. Here – have your present back.

The End

Tags: