Gavin Drake

Journalist

Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 1 February 2018

A 64-year-old billionaire married a stunningly beautiful 25 year old model. At the wedding reception, his jealous and envious brother asked him how he managed to hook such a beauty.

“My trick,” he replied, “was to lie about my age.”

“Really?” the brother asked. “How young did you say you were?”

“I told her I was 96!”

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