Gavin Drake

Journalist

Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 2 February 2018

A four-year old boy asks his dad: “what is it called when two people are on top of each other in bed?”

The dad is somewhat embarrassed but feels it important to answer the question honestly, and says: “it is called intercourse.

Five minutes later the boy comes back in and says: “Daddy, you’ve told me the wrong answer. My mummy just told me that it’s called a bunk bed!”

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