Gavin Drake

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Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 28 Jan 2018

A lapsed Catholic goes to church for the first time in years. Before the service he feels he has to go into the confessional box to seek forgiveness for his long absence. He was amazed to find shelves containing fine Belgium chocolates, and a pint…

Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 27 Jan 2018

A few years ago, I had to go to hospital and was in there for a few weeks. I got more than a little bored with the quality of the food and drinks on offer and so put my dressing gown on over the hospital…

Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 26 Jan 2018

Three people fall overboard from a ship in the middle of the Pacific Ocean. Eventually they find sanctuary in the safety of an uninhabited island. Like all desert-island stories, the men are stranded and are not found by rescuers, so they make their new homes…

Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 25 Jan 2018

Two vampire bats were hanging around in a barn on an isolated rural farm. They were desperately hungry because the farmer had moved the last of his animals for slaughter, and there hadn’t been enough blood for them to feed on. Finally, one of the…

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