Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 29 Jan 2018
A detailed summary of last night’s Piers Morgan (PM) interview with President Donald Trump (DT) (stripping out all the re-plays and explanatory VTs):
PM: Good Evening Mr President.
DT: Thank you.
PM: Yes, Mr President.
DT: Thank you.
PM: No, Mr President.
DT: Thank you.
PM: I love you Mr President.
DT: Thank you.
PM: Do you love me Mr President?
DT: Er…
PM: Here’s a present Mr President.
DT: Thank you.
PM: Good night Mr President.
DT: Thank you. Here – have your present back.
The End
