Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 27 Jan 2018

A few years ago, I had to go to hospital and was in there for a few weeks. I got more than a little bored with the quality of the food and drinks on offer and so put my dressing gown on over the hospital gowns and took a little wonder to see what I could find.

Before long I came across a hospital bar that mainly catered for staff and visitors; but I could see other people in their bed-clothes in and so I went in.

I ordered a portion of lasagne and a large glass of red wine.

When the waitress bought my food over, I said: “You know, by rights, I shouldn’t have this with what I’ve got.”

“Why?” she replied. “What have you got?”

“About £1.35,” I said.