Gavin’s Joke of the Day: 6 February 2018

The Met Office have issued a yellow snow warning: they say don’t eat it.

The internet will be very slow today in parts of the UK. We have had a tiny amount of snow and so email servers all over London and the South East will be running in overdrive as schools email parents to say they are closed; and office workers cancel all appointments for the next six days – just in case.

Meanwhile, in the Midlands and the North, people have been seen wearing jumpers over their t-shirts.